call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
"but mr. shakespeare, isn’t romeo and juliet a tragedy?"
"hell no i write sins not tragedies"